a mystery wrapped in a enigma wrapped in a taco

dirtyg3nius:

Lmfao

(Source: latenightseth)

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

image

cannibalcoalition:

gingerblivet:

cannibalcoalition:

gingerblivet:

cannibalcoalition:

See the thing is that I like my contracts to be concise and stretching it to six feet would have been blowing a lot of smoke. So I left you plenty of room to sign. 

This looks familiar…

Would you keep it down?

I’m trying to keep a low profile here. 

That why you put on that outfit for the picture?

Branding. 

aiulbones:

Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam.  Just saying.

The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.

gerardcatway:

HIS SMILE COULD LIGHT UP THS WORLD BYE

gerardcatway:

HIS SMILE COULD LIGHT UP THS WORLD BYE

(Source: g0ingunder)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

How many times have you read/watched Harry Potter?

"Oh you know… A couple" I say, while polishing my wand, drinking butter beer, trying not to spill it on my Hogwarts robes and quoting every single sentence from both books and movies taking care of reproducing the right accent. 

communistbakery:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

confirmed: babies do NOT drink breast milk. That’s what the government wants you to think

(Source: princess-passion-flower)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

anti-keiara:

volcanicpomegranate:

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

Maybe I should watch the office

This was the best

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

(Source: gifak-net)